I hate myself. So much.
person: omg how do you read books so fast?
me: ... That wasn't even fast. I usually finish it in a day.
person: omg but it takes me like a month to read a book!
me: *stares in disbelief with mouth wide open looking like a goddamn fish while wondering how the frick it can take someone that long to read a book that is not the encyclopaedia or some shit*